It turns out that my life is never quite as interesting as when I'm telling it, which leads me to believe that I'm either a sick deluded liar or a really good storyteller. All I can say for the truth of what follows is that if I was in charge of the universe, this is how it would have really happened...
Thursday, September 23, 2010
I ran over my foot with a cart
And as I was repairing it with toenail clippers and off-brand Neosporin, I caught myself thinking, "Please help this to be a good idea!"
I'm relatively certain that's not how prayer works, but I hope God thinks I'm funny.
God thinks most of your ideas are funny! I'm sure most of our lives are funny to him the way the actions of a child are funny to its parents. According to some comedians, even the poopies can be very entraining! 8^)
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God thinks most of your ideas are funny! I'm sure most of our lives are funny to him the way the actions of a child are funny to its parents. According to some comedians, even the poopies can be very entraining! 8^)
OUTEE - The Verification Word
I can relate to this. I hope your toe is ok, and I'm really excited about your new job. I hope it's going well.
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