It turns out that my life is never quite as interesting as when I'm telling it, which leads me to believe that I'm either a sick deluded liar or a really good storyteller. All I can say for the truth of what follows is that if I was in charge of the universe, this is how it would have really happened...
Saturday, December 8, 2012
Looks Like the Students Found Me
Apparently I'll be teaching courses in Remedial Toilet Papering next semester, because they seriously need one. I worry for a generation that can't even pull basic pranks properly...
1 comment:
saw this on your wall on FB!!! This goes right up there with the worry about a world run by adults who were never spanked AND can't toilet paper...poo
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