I am friends with Prince William. This info would have been significantly more useful in the 7th grade when I was still madly in love with him.
Thirty years from now when I win my real Nobel Prize you don't have to update my picture on Wikipedia. This one will still be good.
I am the reigning Miss Kentucky. I think I'll have my kids call me that instead of Ms. Cox.
I am always a brown-eyed brunette, except this time when I was a boy ... and River Phoenix.
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OH MY CRAP you are so funny! I miss you!
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